Thanksgiving is almost here!

Lets have some mushrooms stuffed with vegetarian pate!
I'd also like whipped sweet potatoes with Nature's Best buttery spread

Have you ever had steamed tomatoes filled in with chopped onions, mushrooms, red pepper and stuffing mix ?

Too good to pass on! Eat up y'all

love,

Beany

i miss food

I can't afford anything super delicious lately.   For those of you who are saving money for a divorce, plastic surgery, college, your wedding, or anything else (like a savings account), I recommend:

Quinoa pasta, with an olive oil, sea salt, pepper, and raw brown sugar sauce. 

 Just cook the cheap pasta, drain, toss in a bowl.

 & in a small cup or dish:  3 tbs of oil, 2 dashes of sea salt, black or any other crushed pepper, & a tsp of sugar. 

 it is SO good.   Top it off with a sprinkle of nutritional yeast, which gives it a creamyish taste & neutralizes the spicy to a smooth flavor.

I eat what I do, but I can still dream.  Right now I want just 1 thing

If I could eat 1 thing, it would be a Tofutti Keylime ice cream bar.

Lets pretend I could have something else; then I'd get buffalo faux chicken wings from Red Bamboo.  

Those would make my day.  In fact, the combination of my two most wanted treats make me want to overdraw my checking account just to relieve myself of the feeling of going without.

   Soon, soon.  My taste buds will experience everything they crave

wish me luck,

Tin

Beyoglu

Yummy Turkish food!

i think everyone should try the vegetarian platter, hold the creamy sauce, and ask for an extra stuffed grape leaf.

Russian River white wine.  get it

81st St & 2nd Ave

bagel with earth balance spread and tofu cream cheese

A toasted everything bagel with buttery spread melted on.  

A thin spreading of cream cheese.

on top of it, strawberry jam!   Mmmm...mmmm.  you got yourself a good breakfast!  

  

wash it down with fresh squeezed grapefruit juice, 

black coffee and then some water (you don't want to stain your teeth)

Meow

I want to have a nice dinner with 2 cats in their mid-teens.  THEY will feast on salmon sashimi.  I will have the vegetarian cali rolls.  Sake, please

Mashed potatoes mixed with sweet

I want yams with Marciano cherries smashed together with white mashed potatoes.

sparkling water

orange sauce on top of brown rice


mint cream cookies with dipped in chocolate

Pizza is the real Circle of Life

I want a big one with soft thick crust & extra sauce.
try fake pepperoni and olives!

Today I'm going to Eat

Blueberry filled pastries
Chocolate chip pancakes, batter made with smushy ripe banana, instead of egg

Mushrooms in a olive oil marinara sauce

Yum

Someone PLEASE get Me

a vegan cupcake from WholeFoods (Vanilla, thank you)

dark Chocolate covered Nutterbutter cookies
vegetarian meatballs, smothered in hot, sticky sweet barbecue sauce


Then I'd like a glass of organic red wine & a klonopin


if you decide to make/buy any of this for me, send it to the corner of 81st & 2nd Ave.

Today I Want

Fresh Cracked Pepper sprinkled on Pita Chips
stuck on with olive oil
Babaganoush mixed with Tabbouleh on top of a buttered, toasted slice of Rye bread
Sugared, fried, sprinkled with cinnamon Waffles with Maple Syrup


P.S. If you've heard of "The Master Cleanse", try it mixed with a bowl of Butternut Acorn Squash Mango soup. It's so yummy!!!

Squeezed juice from half a lemon; two shakes of cayenne pepper; 3 tablespoons of maple syrup

Just mix it into the soup & you've got a spicy treat

THIS IS FOR SATURDAY

Please get me Miso Soup with agave syrup
A glass of Croatian Mineral Water splashed with fresh lemon juice
Vegetarian Sausage patties topped with Ketchup
and A Slice of Lemon Curd Cake



Thank you,


Tin Rijeka

Today I want

Maple syrup drizzled over sweet mashed potatoes. A glass of German Riesling. Broccoli Heads with cayanne pepper sauce.


Thanks,

Tin Rijeka

The Curse of Ugly

No matter what a person is like inside, we judge them with a decisive gavel by how beautiful their shell is. Depressing? Yes. But true & there's no denying it. An Ugly Person (UP) is never assumed to be more likable/capable/intelligent/nice/good in bed as a Beautiful Person (BP).

Never mind this old saying "Beauty is a Curse"! I say, with direct evidence from all around the world ( and maybe even from space. creatures on different planets probably look down on the UP of their kind, too) that being "UGLY IS A CURSE".

The cursed BPs of history and today were not cursed by their good looks. Other factors, usually caused by they themselves, put bad luck on them. The only exception to this would be Helen of Troy (most beautiful woman in the world, circa 700 BC). Aphrodite gave her to Prince Paris because he judged her to be the fairest of the Goddesses. He chose the gift of a gorgeous woman over supreme intelligence and an outstanding army (which would have come in handy later, if ya know what I mean). Poor Helen was truly cursed by her BP status. Forced away from her husband by a Goddess, thrown into a different country to have sex with a stranger, and then to be hated by everyone in Greece & Troy for a long war. She could have been a blow-up doll and the same thing would have happened. That's a curse an UP would never of had to worry about.

Other BPs cannot claim such innocence though. Marilyn Monroe was a promiscuous drug addict (may she rest in peace. I still love her); Gia Carangi (supermodel of the 80s)was given money & fame for being such a BP. She died because of unsafe drug use, & low self-esteem (I love her too, though)

Now that we all agree that BPs are NOT cursed, it's time to talk about why UP are. Throughout our entire history, UP have been ostracized in one way or another. Ancient Greeks & Romans would throw ugly babies off cliffs. They rationalized it as deformity = weakness, but most of those babies were probably just really unattractive.

In the fabulous book, The Princess Bride, Humperdinck, prince of Florin, is set to court & marry the princess of Guilder. This union would have pleased his Alzheimersish father(King), and his stepmother(Queen), as well as the whole country of Florin. Humperdinck goes along with the idea until ......................the princess of Guilder is outed as being completely BALD! She had not one hair on her otherwise pretty head. Of course, a woman being naturally bald automatically puts her in UP status. This book took place before Bosley Hair Restoration was available, & the princess simply covered herself with hats. Prince Humperdinck refused to marry the poor princess, & decided to plot takeover of Guilder instead.

Being so frustrated with almost marrying a UP, Humperdinck sends his #2 (Count Rugen) out to find him a BP, no matter her social class, to be his Queen (who he planned to kill off anyways). The Count gave him Buttercup. The most beautiful woman in the world, at that time. Buttercup was also a ditsy farm girl, who would never love the prince, but he didn't care. As long as she was top shelf BP, he'd gladly show her off as royalty. Can you imagine how the princess of Guilder felt!!!??? I can only imagine her horror upon seeing the wedding announcement for Humperdinck & Buttercup. She, a princess, was back seated to an uneducated, filthy, rude commoner. And all because Buttercup was a BP & she wasn't. Life is even cruel to fictional UP.

An UP who I've known a long time asked me why men never look her in the eye at the grocery store, on the street, dropping off packages in her office, or while fucking her. I told her they must be intimidated. I was lying & she knew it, but wanted to hear a lie. The truth is, men do look at her, before she even notices them. Men are sneaky & quick. They take a look & evaluate whether or not you are a BP or UP. If you are an UP, why waste time, they think. Assholes! UP are people too! If you must imagine another woman during sex, build up your imagination to the point where you can look the lady below/on top of you in the eye & simply see what you desire.

Ugly is a Curse

To those of you who are deemed unattractive by your society: BE STRONG. If you are an ugly woman succeeding in life, in a good relationship & without serious mental issues from being treated poorly- YOU ARE THE FEW, THE PROUD. you are the real role models. If I was treated like an ugly woman, I'd kill myself.

And to you Beautiful Women out there. Enjoy it & stop complaining about superficial things. Believe me, your face/body, or whatever it is about you making you physically attractive to others, is shielding you from many negative occurrences.

There is so much to say about this topic..........

love,

Tin

Welcome & Thank you

This is Dedicated to Everyone who has felt the hot touch of Impulse Takeover in their Lives




Love,
Tin "Beany" Rijeka